In Real Life: The LOL Box

Subject: In Real Life: The LOL Box Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:54 am

Talk about your day. This thread is for any lol- or o.O-worthy moments in real life.

Los Angeles bus driver personalities are usually hit or miss - they're either really nice or really rude. I got on a bus tonight with two friends. The bus driver proceeds to do three things:

While we pay our fare at the front of the bus, he tells us that bus riders should get in the bus fast and get behind the line immediately. He proceeds to give a small lecture about bus rider boarding etiquette.
He claims we came from doing weed. He "knows" because he smells it. Sorry bus driver, I can't help it if your bus smells like weed.
He claims our fare is incorrect. Our co-pay (thanks university) is $0.35. There were three of us. We put in $1.10. He then asks, smug, "what is $0.35 times 3?". All three of us immediately say $1.05. He thinks about it for 30 seconds then tells us to sit. 2 Math and an Engineering major; I'm pretty sure we know how to multiply.

Fail bus driver is fail. Lol.

Subject: Re: In Real Life: The LOL Box Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:51 pm

ROFL at "came from doing weed"(musta been some damn good weed huh?)
ok, my LOL moment of the day is laughing at this post.

Subject: Re: In Real Life: The LOL Box Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:15 am

The bus driver must have known from experience.